Not Suicidal Says Republican

“I am not suicidal. I eat healthy food. The brakes on my car and truck are in good shape. I practice good trigger discipline and never point a gun at anyone, including myself. There are no deep pools of water on my farm and I’m a pretty good swimmer.”

Says the Republican in fear for his life from the Orange Dictator.

Published by billgamesh

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